Volume I

Jo Stafford - Molly's Meek, Molly's Sweet
Are these lyrics spot on or what? What an awesome intro.

Kandidate - What Are You Gonna Do
I know one thing you're gonna do. You're gonna do this.

Swing Out Sister - Breakout
In the video she plays a designer or some bollocks. What a tune though.

Sharon Redd - Can You Handle It (Francois K Mix)
"What is this "It" he's alluding to!? Such mystery! Such intelligence!"

Prince - I Wanna Be Your Lover
"Oh, it must be that."

The Impressions - We're A Winner
"Wait, this sounds conspiciously like a black civil rights song." No no no. Don't listen to that. Just read the title and nod your head. Total tune.

Eddie Kendricks - Girl, You Need A Change Of Mind
This one's better. Some genius lyrics in there. Worth a GCSE or two, defo.

Patti Jo - Make Me Believe In You
She ain't no jive talking girl. She's hip to the lip. Again I have some half-baked ideas about why I chose this, but mostly it's all about the drums. Mmm mmm mmm.

Frank Foster - The Loud Minority
CHANGE! Yeah, sister. CHANGE.

The Jackson Sisters - Miracles
Here endeth the first lesson.


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